Three reasons sex-obsessed and kinky people look better than vanillas…

Three reasons sex-obsessed and kinky people look better than vanillas…

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Yes, it’s true, my empirical research (never said it was scientific!) shows that kinky people are better looking than vanillas. There are three reasons.

  1. Meeting new friends, lovers and people whose path would never have crossed yours is a good thing, and you have the chance to understand more definitions of beauty than the standard narrative will ever let you. Being open-minded and trying new things after your peers have solidified into “I’m not sure. I don’t think I’ll like it” helps you be an inspirational person. You will find more beauty and sexiness in the world if you let it in.
  2. You care about how you look – because maybe someone may actually be attracted and agree to sleep with you. If you take care of yourself and have self-respect, it works. Confidence is sexy. Get out there, leverage the advantages God gave you. Good shoulders? Cute ass? Sexy laughter? You don’t need to be tall and blonde. I’m not, and yet I’ve just written a book about the amazing sex I’ve had. In graphic detail.
  3. Having exciting sex makes you happy, and it shows. Sex and especially kinky sex should be just like a roller coaster [with a delighted shriek]: “Oh God, this is almost scary, what’s going to happen?!” “I can’t believe this is happening!!” followed by lots of happy screaming and panting… And afterwards your knees are jelly and you cling to your partner: “Let’s do it again! Now!”. Think about how adorable, excited and filled with energy kids are after a great roller coaster ride. You look irresistible after you have just had a fabulous shag.

Happy weekend, everyone. A big kiss to you!

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